I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Im part way to drunk.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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