you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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