If you die in college, do you die in real life?
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
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by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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