It's Friday. Sex?
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Randomize
