margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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