dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
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I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
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As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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