ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
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He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
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Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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