We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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