theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
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I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
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I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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