my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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