Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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