We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I think my fart just growled at me.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
