Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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