The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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