need another drink. this is the easiest way
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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