Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
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Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
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Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
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