yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
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triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
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Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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