I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
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This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
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There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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