Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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