I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
The feeling are messing with the penis
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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