If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Boobs are out for the taking
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I believe in your delicious
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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