the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Randomize
