There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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