We should be called the Road Head Warriors
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
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defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
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I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked