Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
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We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
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Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.