Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
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Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
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I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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