So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
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He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
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I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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