how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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