I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today