She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
25 Porn Addicts Admit Their Biggest Pet Peeves
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again