question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
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Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
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I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
why is there glitter IN my vagina????