I'm really into asian looking animals
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Girls should come with a carfax report
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I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
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I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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