Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
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