Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
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its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
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There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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