have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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