It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
Randomize
