My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
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I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
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I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
This can only be settled by a dance off.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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