Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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