I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
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I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
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I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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