a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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