the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
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Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
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You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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