At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
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bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
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him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Just pee around me
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Randomize