I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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