Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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