why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
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My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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