we have officially lost it.
zippers are such a cool invention
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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