would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Someone shattered a urinal.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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