Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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