Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
It's just like the Real World with babies
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im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
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Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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