She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
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I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
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I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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