shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
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We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
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Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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