I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
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I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
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the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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