Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
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Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
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Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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