So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
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