singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
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it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
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We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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