Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
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Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
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He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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