why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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