His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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