so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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