So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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