so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
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We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
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Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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