Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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