When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
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we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
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HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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