when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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