I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
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I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
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I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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